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There is no farking reason for you to be reading.

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There is no reason for you to be here right now, is there? This is the internet, a horrible horrible place for you to be. Insanity is your friend, and you know it. People here are horrible and you are one of them. You know this too, and you accept it. Why do you accept it? Maybe because you're a psychopath, and you don't care about others. Maybe because you're a sociopath, and the only way you can communicate is through internet memes. Maybe you're just a normal person like me, and you're just here for the lols, and also the cats. But you know, that is probably not the case. You're here for some reason, and that reason is your own. I shouldn't question your reason, but I am, because I can. This is the reason the internet exists: to question others' reasons. Only you know your reasons, but I can guess at them for all I like. You know this too. And you don't deny it, because you're part of the internet too. You're a human, and like me, and other humans, you can't control your curiosity. You look for what you've never had in real life from the internet. I am not an artist,a and you probably realize that. Yet, I'm on deviantART, and you know that too, because you're reading what I just posted on there, which is this. You know what you are, and that is probably all right with you, but I don't know who I am yet. This is just a long list of pointless things that I am typing, literally the first thing I am thinking of. Yet you are reading this. Why? This is completely pointless and a waste of time. The only reason I am writing this, is because I have writer's block with a story I am currently and sporadically working on right now. This is not any good story, or even a nice monologue of internet. This is just some random idiot's random thoughts spewing onto this word document. This isn't even a word document. I am a cheapskate, or an opportunist, or some other word that I can't think of right now (opportunist is the wrong version) and this is purely being typed up on OpenOffice, a free software for typing things on. This is not an advert, you see; I was simply making the note that this is not what I initially called it, without changing what I had previously typed. This is the fact, and the fact only, by the mere fact that I have not checked this in any way, grammatical, spelling, even making sense. This is a page of chaos, and you should probably accept that, because I don't even want to read this. This doesn't make any sense, and I don't know when I'm going to stop typing. The other reason I have for typing this, is to make it look like I am doing something productive. I was going to play Minecraft, but I am not allowed to use the computer for anything except for productive educational uses. So I am typing this, to make it look less suspicious that I'm on the computer during the holidays, and so that maybe I can play a little Minecraft between parent spying visits. This is all factual, and I can prove this using a fact called (internet redacted) and this is not what I know to be true, as it is not a potato and leek. This is an onion, and onions are like orions except there is only one orion, and that is the constellation. Also Artemis Fowl's alter ego, but that's a different matter. Anyway what the hell am I even typing? I don't know, and you probably don't either. I have the feeling that this started out quite serious and philosophical and stuff, but now it's just a silly mess of fail and confusion. I should probably stop typing; if I type any more, the computer will probably explode from too much failure and confusion. This is not a pretty script. This is anarchy paper of the fail. Fail. The end. Meh.
This is a pointless page of fail and this is not something you should be reading if you don't want to think I am a freaking psychopath that types pointless crap on the internet. Actually I am and I don't deny it anymore hahahahah I'm insane, dude.
The end of this is a complete lie and this is because Anonymous is now a mouse and I am a hamster and you know, this is insanity world of crazies, ie. me, and the rest of the internet. That's including you, too.
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